solipsism
Going dental
I've already had the fun of disgusting a few people with my gums-of-horror story, but cannot resist globbing it.
I had to go for a bit a 'little surgery' at the dentists to sort out a pea-sized hole of eeeeeeeeevil that was trying to corrode the inside of my face and my entire skull, all from a badly done root-canal five years ago.
So my dentist and his work-experince teenage Igor got to work chopping up my gum, peeling it right back until they reached the spinal column, then stitching all the flappy bits back together with rusty wire.
This would be a particuarly good time to flash someone a winning smile as all my teeth ooze blood.
And for those who'd prefer a diagram...
BEFORE Dentistein
And after.
Who wants a snog?
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quips (19.10.06 14:12) i still would |
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lemonsquash / Website (19.10.06 14:41) Perhaps I should introduce you to the Heart-Stopping Alleged Lesbian ? This could conceivably combine my three toppest fantasies - them being (a) two proper hot women (blonde and brunette - crivens!); (b) rasping metal on metal action; and (c) excruciating pain. |
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pog (19.10.06 14:49) Show us yer new tat squish. Dareya. (oh - and OUCH solis!) |
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Solis / Website (19.10.06 17:52) Quips, you'll be delighted to know that with the swelling, I've started to look more and more like Helena Bonham-Carter. In Planet of the Apes. Tartlet - if you'd TOLD me about your fantasies while you were here, I'm sure I could have obliged - I'm always ready to administer excruciating pain at any time. Pog - considering you know where his gecko is, are you sure? Pog I want to see *your* gecko. (Hmm, I wonder if, by asking that, I've just hit upon Tartlet fantasy #1?) |
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Solis / Website (19.10.06 17:53) Oh fuck me, can anyone else see the scary adverts that have popped up alongside my lovely post? It's suddenly a World of 'before and after' teeth. |
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heather / Website (19.10.06 17:57) you can have 40% teeth whitening - do you think they do 40% of each tooth or what? |
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Solis / Website (19.10.06 18:25) Oh I see that. 40% 'teeth whitening pen'. It's tippex, innit. |
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lemonsquash / Website (19.10.06 22:42) Now that you have some sort of gruesome gum-curtain dealy going on, I reckon the miracle molar correction fluid can probably attain a higher percentage. |
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pog (23.10.06 12:29) Actually, Solis, I do have a tiny gecko tat. On my calf. What with me being a total coward I decided to have it done on a big pad of muscle - none of this thin-skin-over-bone needlework for yours truly ... |
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Solis / Website (24.10.06 18:23) Pogglings, I already knew - and had a fair memory of what it was. I wouldn't think I was asking to see your arse. Though, if you're offering... |
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pog (25.10.06 10:46) Aha. See? Losing the leetle grey cells in my old age. Ahem. *moons* |
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Solis / Website (25.10.06 13:41) On reflection, it appears I've lost a few (or more) grey cells as well if my last reply is anything to go by. 'Where' it was, not 'what'; and I wouldn't [want you to] think, bla bla. Pass the wine, luv. Let's kill of the last few. |
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pog (3.11.06 10:49) *hic* |
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roach / Website (15.11.06 18:54) write more posts, snogis. more. |